Hey doofus...
Don't you hate when you don't plan on running late and what do you know...you run late? So I went to lunch today, and upon returning to my car, I couldn't find my keys...so I ran back to where I had been sitting and there was no sign of them anywhere. I never pulled them out of my pocket, but I checked whether or not I left them on the counter at Subway...no dice. I retraced my steps back to my car in the parking lot but I could not find them anywhere. At this point, I kinda started freakin out. But I get to my car and look inside to see if anything was taken and bam, there they are, sitting on the seat!!! So I had to call AAA for the second time this year(the battery on mom and pop's car died at the carwash before one of our vegas trips). I called work to let them know what was going on and everything was cool. I finally get back to the office 2 hrs and 15 minutes later than from when I had left....sheesh, I hate that.
Thoughtlings...
Heinz is coming out with low carb ketchup! HELL YEAH BABY!!! That's tight. Their target consumers are the Atkins and other such "revolutionary" dieters. Only one gram of carbohydrates per serving, how tight is that? So when I have ketchup, that'll be like 5 grams of carbs! TIIIIIIIIIGHT. They were reading my mind... speaking of low-carb foods...how do we really know that it only has like 1 gram of carb? Can't they just SAY that? Just like with the whole Dr Pepper thing, diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper and I don't remember who said it, but they said, "what if Diet Dr Pepper was really regular Dr Pepper?" Hmmmm, something to think about....,
I hate smear campaigns. Mud-slinging disgusts me. It is such a low-level type of campaigning it makes me sick. It just amazes me that people, instead of convincing the populous that they are the right candidate for the job and win them over, resort to defacing the character of their opponents. It turns instead into a pick me because that guy is worse than I am. We're not made to choose the best of the crop, we're forced to choose the least rotten...what is THAT all about? That's not politics, man...I don't even know what to call it.
Don't you hate when you don't plan on running late and what do you know...you run late? So I went to lunch today, and upon returning to my car, I couldn't find my keys...so I ran back to where I had been sitting and there was no sign of them anywhere. I never pulled them out of my pocket, but I checked whether or not I left them on the counter at Subway...no dice. I retraced my steps back to my car in the parking lot but I could not find them anywhere. At this point, I kinda started freakin out. But I get to my car and look inside to see if anything was taken and bam, there they are, sitting on the seat!!! So I had to call AAA for the second time this year(the battery on mom and pop's car died at the carwash before one of our vegas trips). I called work to let them know what was going on and everything was cool. I finally get back to the office 2 hrs and 15 minutes later than from when I had left....sheesh, I hate that.
Thoughtlings...
Heinz is coming out with low carb ketchup! HELL YEAH BABY!!! That's tight. Their target consumers are the Atkins and other such "revolutionary" dieters. Only one gram of carbohydrates per serving, how tight is that? So when I have ketchup, that'll be like 5 grams of carbs! TIIIIIIIIIGHT. They were reading my mind... speaking of low-carb foods...how do we really know that it only has like 1 gram of carb? Can't they just SAY that? Just like with the whole Dr Pepper thing, diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper and I don't remember who said it, but they said, "what if Diet Dr Pepper was really regular Dr Pepper?" Hmmmm, something to think about....,
I hate smear campaigns. Mud-slinging disgusts me. It is such a low-level type of campaigning it makes me sick. It just amazes me that people, instead of convincing the populous that they are the right candidate for the job and win them over, resort to defacing the character of their opponents. It turns instead into a pick me because that guy is worse than I am. We're not made to choose the best of the crop, we're forced to choose the least rotten...what is THAT all about? That's not politics, man...I don't even know what to call it.
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